No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.
when you’re kind of an asshole but you do something really nice once and people act so surprised about it like
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you