meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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ricapewpew:

420 on Easter Sunday

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

drunk gavin ╮(─▽─)╭

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

miikasaas:

The worst thing about getting into a new anime is tRYING TO LEARN EVERYBODY’S FUCKING NAME

skylarspookysocks:

a lot of people take up hobbies to reduce stress and clear their minds

then there are cosplayers